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Rick is a Dick: Rick Vent Thread (Satire)

Discussion in 'Rick / Andrew Lincoln' started by Walkingonsunshine, Sep 29, 2016.

  1. Walkingonsunshine

    Walkingonsunshine The Ones Who Live
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    This thread is for anyone who needs a break from all the Rick love on this forum to just be honest...he's a DICK!

    I mean look at him walking into ASZ like he owns the place. Basically, the show gave it to him even he didn't even have to work for the place in the end he takes leadership from Deanna (the clearly better leader) like it's nothing.



    Let's not forget that he's always covered in someone's blood. That can't be sanitary.



    He's always yelling at someone or putting a gun in someone's face. He banished Carol and beat up Tyreese.

    Those things are just the tip of the iceberg. Let's just face it Rick is a dick of the highest order. So let us all vent.
     
  2. Ship Verse

    Ship Verse I.D.G.A.F.
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    This is garbage. Rick is the only reason any of these folks are still alive! Im leaving this god forsaken thread.
     
  3. balladsinthebluegrass

    balladsinthebluegrass Hold to things that are bright.
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    Look at him, strutting into the ASZ like a rooster in a hen house!

    Damn, that is one sexy strut, though. And he's holding the baby, looking all Daddy Rick.

    And that beard.

    BEARD.

    Okay, never mind, I tried, but I just can't. :rickgrin:
     
  4. QueenTee

    QueenTee Ricktator

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    I agree @Walkingonsunshine!
    I mean, look at him!
    Just strutting his ass around Alexandria like he's god's gift to the world, ripping people's jugulars out and slicing people's necks.
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    Then trying to be all sweet and affectionate to Michonne.
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    Ugh! This show is not suppose to be all about Rick Grimes!
    I'm so sick of his arrogance
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    even those curls of his that blow ever so slightly in the wind
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    I can't stand him :dale:
    :lyin:
     
  5. Tyler

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    I know.

    He's an ass.
     
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  6. MrsG

    MrsG The New Mrs. Grimes

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    LOL LOL LOL LOL!
     
  7. MrsG

    MrsG The New Mrs. Grimes

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    Rick HAS a dick. That's about all I can contribute to this thread. If Rick did something, then goddammit it needed to be done. If Rick says it, "...then bit*h that's what it is!" (in my Mystikal voice). LOL! I'm of use to no one in here. :unsure:
     
  8. MrsG

    MrsG The New Mrs. Grimes

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    You are dismissed. LOL!
     
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  9. lovingdead

    lovingdead The New Mrs. Grimes

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    This is a joke thread.
     
  10. MamaGrimes

    MamaGrimes 100% Certified Shipper Trash
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    Please know this is 100% a joke thread. There are no Rick haters on this site!
     
    #10 MamaGrimes, Sep 29, 2016
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  11. TexasZAgal

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    I love Rick Grimes, no I hate Rick Grimes, no I think I love Rick Grimes, no I really, really hate Rick Grimes. See this is what he does all the time, he confuses us ALL THE DAMN TIME!!!!

    But damn he is just so damn cute, there I told him off.
     
  12. The Last Big Kat

    The Last Big Kat Vengeance For The Plunderers
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    I mean, he's dating Michonne when I should be the one dating Michonne.
    :/

    And look at him trying to kill everyone in the RV just to touch her knee....irresponsible....
     
  13. MrsG

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    I know it's a joke thread. Maybe the Mystikal reference didn't connect with everyone. He's a rapper and the lyrics are from his song "Danger." It was my contribution to keep the thread going with ridiculous and funny Rick-ain't no-good entries. I apologize that it landed so flat. You're right this site is Team Rick headquarters and I'm Rick AF. :cool2:
     
  14. MrsG

    MrsG The New Mrs. Grimes

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    Go head girl...get it off your chest. You told him. LOL!
     
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    FineazzAndy Nestled in Rick's Beard

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    Ugghhh...I hate that pretty MF!! With his walk.....I mean who told him to walk like that.
     
    #15 FineazzAndy, Sep 29, 2016
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  16. MrsG

    MrsG The New Mrs. Grimes

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    The walk is killa... :fire: Someone arrest him.
     
  17. Canuckgirl

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    I was coming here to write the most piercing rant of my life
     
  18. Canuckgirl

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    I don't know how Michonne can stand that MF. His piercing blue gaze that's been undressing her, his strut as if he owns the place and his machismo that makes panties drop. Yeah, that bitch needs to go
     
  19. Ship Verse

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    I know. I was here for its conception.
     
  20. Gekari

    Gekari Awaiting Job from Deanna

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    Rick to everybody else

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    Rick to Michonne

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